They always start off the same way...
"Hey guys, I wanna try an experiment! Everyone give this website a thumbs up on StumbleUpon and lets see what happens!"
Who do you think you're kidding, jerk? You know EXACTLY what will happen. 20 or 30 new StumbleUpon users will give you the thumbs up, and two hours later, BAM. You've got 30,000 hits.
BUT YOU SUCK. You know why? Because you've just ruined the point of StumbleUpon. You have to earn a thumbs up, you can't just ask for it. You are essentially just raping the system, and because of that, YOU SUCK.
...and people know it. Look at these reviews from this "experiment:" (click to see it bigger)
Even though you've just earned almost 10 dollars in one day from all the hits, you've essentially shot yourself in the foot. Your blog now has a crappy reputation, and its gonna take a lot more than a few thumbs up to over come that.
So in conclusion, I think I speak for all of us SU users when I say, YOU SUCK.
~jw
P.S. Stumble Cards also suck. Click here to see why.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
StumbleUpon "Experiments" suck
Posted by John at 1:00 AM
Labels: conspiracy , dumb , internet , Things that suck
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