How about some radio active Uranium Ore? Only $22.95 on Amazon.com! Perfect for little Stewie after all that work trying to be a... good boy.I have a feeling this is a limited time offer, so you better hurry up and try to catch some now before supplies are depleted by the citizens of Gotham City.
If anyone buys this, let me know how that works out for you. Oh, and good luck with the cancer.
~jw
P.S. If you missed the link, thats
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000796XXM/
