10. You start "dieting" non-voluntarily
When you start eating so little that it is just easier to call it a "diet" than to fess up and shop, you know its time to spend the 1.50 in gas to go to Wal*Mart.

Eating at Fast Food restaurants instead of buying groceries at a store can leave you with more sauces that you know what to do with! In fact, right now I'm sitting next to a bag of Chick-fil-a's Polynesian Sauce and four packs of Arby's Sauce. Oh, and some mini A1 packets. Yummy!
8. Your friends get mad because you only visit to eat their food
My girlfriend got mad at me for this one yesterday. In her dorm they have a bowl of candy in the living room. Every time I go over there, I practically empty the thing. Now I'm banned from eating there anymore...
7. Your food becomes more "creative"
Bread in the Microwave? Almost as good as toast!

Why go to the grocery store when you can just get a bag of chips to tide you through the day?
5. Expiration dates become "suggestions"
I love it when my roommates clean out the fridge. I just have to eat all the food I can before they throw things out!
4. You have to eat the same thing every day
Diversity is for rich kids. I will always have my 50 cent can of Spagettios and my 87 cent pizzas from Wal*Mart.

Well, no more Spagettios and Pizza... :-(
2. Putting off shopping becomes a contest instead of a necessity
Its been 37 days since I last shopped! And I only spent 80 dollars when I did go...
1. When you're loosing the contest
Ok, I'll admit it. I'm freaking hungry. I guess it's time to go to the store now...
~jw
P.S. HELP BUY ME FOOD! Donate a dollar to get me some Ramen! PayPal link on the right!